Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
Interrogation commenced: 0735 hours Colonel Beckwith and I decided to play Good Cop/Bad Cop again. I came into the room as Bad Cop and yelled at SH. He immediately laughed at me because last week when...
View ArticleElection 2004: The Foodservice Analogy
You live in a town with two restaurants. They’re across the street from each other. They’ve been there forever. They have similar cuisine. Neither one is particularly thrilling, but it’s all the town...
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I Do (for the time being)
A message from the future. An original piece for UK daily newspaper The Independent.
View ArticleThe Missing Instructions
THE BARE MIDRIFF If the midriff hangs over the top of the pants, consider not exposing it until that doesn't happen any more. Because of egregious abuse, it is illegal to expose the midriff in...
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What’s On The Cards
An original piece for London daily The Independent (print version only). The world in which we live today differs greatly from the world of our fathers, forefathers and all those other old folks in...
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Spoilt Brats
An original piece commissioned by The Independent (UK). Humorous parts removed to satisfy space issues.
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The History of My Traveling Pants
The fascinating story of a boy, his leather pants and eBay. An original piece for The Independent (UK) newspaper. Some of the more interesting media interference: An Irish friend reports that he heard...
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